Comments on: Are you a Lancashire County Cricket Club member?

By: miriam

miriam — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 16:37:43 +0000

Also, Bert: county championship, flask, umbrella, Telegraph, condoms, lubricant – have we met?

By: miriam

miriam — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 14:40:21 +0000

I’m actually now finding the “just because you can’t see it…” one a bit misleading, because it could be read as suggesting that it’s something that you sometimes CAN see. Or perhaps I am overestimating the analysis that will be applied by the “youth of today”.

By: Roscoe

Roscoe — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 19:19:49 +0000

I love the fact that Chlamydia is touted as “one of the fastest growing STD’s” as though it’s a point of pride. “Girls Aloud – the fastest growing musical act in the world”

By: e normous

e normous — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 04:05:06 +0000

I can’t see without my glasses. Do I have it or not?

By: miriam

miriam — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 00:43:29 +0000

I disapprove of these leaflets a little because chlamydia IS serious and IS widespread and young people SHOULD be wary of it given that it CAN BE symptomless and CAN lead to fertility, but “they” seem to think that the way to raise awareness is through LCCC members! Do you have “young people” in your membership?? Separately, I once went to my doctor with a health complaint, and she thought I had chlamydia. I DIDN’T, BY THE WAY. I didn’t say that I had been fornicating with Lancashire County Cricket Club members, BECAUSE I HADN’T.

By: King Cricket

King Cricket — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 11:05:25 +0000

AP, we received this from ‘a source’.

They are genuine and presumably these ads will stay. There’s no reason to remove them other than ‘they’re a bit inappropriate’.

By: Fred Grace

Fred Grace — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 01:37:16 +0000

Maybe Freddie can donate some sperm for the future of the County

By: A P Webster

A P Webster — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 19:55:30 +0000

I’m a Lancashire member, should I be worried?

I think quite a lot of the counties are putting these ads on their fixture lists. The real question is: were you sent this by the club in the post – if so, why haven’t I had mine yet?

By: Ed

Ed — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 13:23:26 +0000

If I don’t renew my membership, will I be cured?

By: King Cricket

King Cricket — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 12:55:56 +0000

We have a fully furnished basement. That sort of behaviour is nothing short of depravity.