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Asif and Butt’s agent says a lot of stuff

Bowled on 11th October, 2011 at 11:40 by
Category: Mohammad Asif, Salman Butt

Those following the court case involving Salman Butt and Mohammad Asif will have seen a lot of eye-catching headlines. The agent at the centre of all this is Mazhar Majeed. He is, frankly, a bit of a knobhead.

The thing is, most of the headlines derive from things Majeed said when he was boasting to undercover News of the World reporters. When he said that Wasim and Waqar took payments to fix events in cricket matches, he wasn’t saying he was directly involved, he was just saying ‘this kind of thing happens’ and then he lists some famous names to make it sound more normal. The reference to Australians is another attempt to make the practice sound more common that it probably was.

Maybe there is something in it. Maybe Ricky Ponting regularly bats out maidens and pockets some cash for his troubles. Maybe Wasim and Waqar deliberately underperformed in every match they played (ponder that for a moment). The thing is, thus far the evidence amounts to the idle words of a knobhead and we’re not going to get too worked up until there’s something more than that.

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    Tony   //   October 11th, 2011 at 11:53

    I loathe the way the press turn a dodgy character’s boasts to a potential punter into headlined accusations of malfeasance.

    • King Cricket   //   October 11th, 2011 at 11:54

      That was more succinct than what we said.

    • King Cricket   //   October 11th, 2011 at 11:55

      But we used the word ‘knobhead’ twice, so the article does have something going for it.

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    Ceci   //   October 11th, 2011 at 11:58

    Have you got hold of the wrong knobhead here o king (metaphorically speaking)? Mahmood/Mahjid?

    • King Cricket   //   October 11th, 2011 at 12:14

      Yes, we have. Thanks for pointing that out. We’ve updated the article.

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    Bobby K   //   October 11th, 2011 at 12:06

    I am still fascinated by the Pakistani cricketers being paid in peanuts

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    Deep Cower   //   October 11th, 2011 at 14:56

    A knobhead agent? As-if one butt wasn’t enough.

    Tell me that’s not clever.

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    Dandy Dan   //   October 11th, 2011 at 20:29

    ‘the evidence amounts to the idle words of a knobhead’

    That’s an enjoyable line. I’m going to use it in conversation.

    • Bert   //   October 11th, 2011 at 23:17

      It’s worth getting a law degree and becoming a barrister just for the opportunity:

      “…and furthermore, Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury, I put it to you that the evidence provided by the Prosecution amounts to little more than the idle words of a knobhead. The Defence rests, Your Honour.”

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    Lucretia   //   October 11th, 2011 at 23:36

    As Bert says, the prosecution are basing their case around this ‘knobhead’, it’s not just some rumours in the press.

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    thesmudge   //   October 12th, 2011 at 08:12

    He’s quite a smart knobhead though. He has claimed (from what I gather) that Ijaz Butt took a rifle up onto a certain woody knoll in Dallas, that Mrs. Bhutto was in fact Imran Khan in disguise and that he has a holiday home on the moon. Thus if he was ever caught on tape fixing cricket matches his defence could claim his words were “little more than idle words of a knobhead.”

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    Vaibhav Sharma   //   October 12th, 2011 at 09:58

    mazhar majid it seems is just trying to save the Pakistani cricketers from the tag of the “only match fixers” in world cricket.

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