Comments on: Ask Michael Vaughan a question

By: e normous

e normous — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 10:20:10 +0000

what animal has the biggest dong?

By: matt b

matt b — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 15:30:48 +0000

Oh and a peacock’s tail, because I’m unbelievably vain, and if that doesn’t attract the ladies, my chat certainly won’t.

By: SarahCanterbury

SarahCanterbury — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 12:56:18 +0000

Crikey. Are you regularly attacked then, Ne?

By: Ne

Ne — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 12:16:05 +0000

I’d like a tail that I could shed when attacked to confuse potential predators. This tail would then have the ability to regenerate, like geckos and that. I would use this to confuse predators.

By: daneel

daneel — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 12:02:53 +0000

I’d like any (or all) of;

Eyes of the Hawk
Ears of the Wolf
Strength of the Bear
Speed of the Puma

By: Bert

Bert — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 08:45:37 +0000

Jill, I’d like to think that people at this site are not speciesophobic.

By: King Cricket

King Cricket — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 08:27:45 +0000

The neck of an owl (for a neck or for a wrist) is one of the better suggestions we’ve heard.

A phosphorescent lure is also excellent. It would also function as a beacon on occasions when friends needed to locate you in a crowd.

By: Park

Park — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 03:35:38 +0000

I would like one of the phosphorescent lures angler fish have on their heads. This would hang out about the distance a good length ball would land from the batsman, overcoming Bert’s need to tinker the laws of the game to accommodate his freakish abnormality.It would also come in very handy for finding keys at night, luring fish to their death and would look much more sophisticated than those camping/caving headlamps that you strap on.

I like the idea of the kangaroo pouch though. Having somewhere else to put your keys when strolling naked sounds very attractive.

By: thesaurusrus

thesaurusrus — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 00:23:47 +0000

Is it too silly to ask if I can replace my spinning wrist with the neck of an owl?

By: Dandy Dan

Dandy Dan — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 00:07:53 +0000

I’d quite like the neck of an owl.

I’ve hurt my neck and presently it hurts when I look to the left.

An owl’s neck would help with this.