Bobby K sent us this:
We thought it might look pretty cool if we cropped out all the background.
It didn’t really, but we’re including the picture anyway.
You invest 10 or 12 seconds in cropping a photo and you want to share it with the world.
Dandy Dan writes:
In the Conan Doyle, a pub at the top of Leith Walk in Edinburgh, there is this:
Now, before you ask, I have no idea where the third stump is. Or how someone managed to throw a cricket ball at the bat at just the right moment when I took the photo. What I do know is that one of the locals offered to ‘rip it off the wall’ for me if I bought him a pint. I declined his polite offer.
The pub itself isn’t great. It’s a 7/10. It has a frankly poor selection of ales (Bass on draught, Deuchars and another one which I’d forgotten about by the end of my Saturday night). One thing the Conan Doyle has always had on its side though is that it’s cheap. A pint of Guinness will set you back just over £2 usually, which for a pub in the centre of a major city is somewhat amazing these days.
However, this night I would not be paying that much for my Guinness:
It is for this reason that I cannot remember what the guest ale was.
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You don’t often see cricket bats at weddings. It should happen more often.
This wasn’t a normal wedding though. This was the wedding of Miriam and Jrod of Cricket With Balls.
They were married at The Oval and the groom wore cricket whites.
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It’s Dwayne Smith and it’s one of the half-hourly Mongoose cricket bat press releases we receive.
We have a friend who had to be photographed as a cowboy once. We won’t say why. Not because it’s sinister, but because it sounds sinister if we leave the reason to your imagination.
Unlike Dwayne Smith, our friend had to do it in Manchester city centre when people were leaving work.
Dwayne Smith can count himself lucky.
We’ve put this as part of the ‘cricket bats in unusual places’ feature, because beach cowboys rarely use cricket bats as guns when they’re on merry-go-rounds.
Sam writes:
Please find attached a picture of a cricket bat in an unusual place, namely being used as a cue in a game of pool.
In an attempt to educate our co-worker Vita in the ways of King Cricket, we equipped her with said blade and sent her in to ‘bat’ as closing time approached at an overcast Surbiton watering hole.
Please note the Collingwood-esque short backlift, Daniel Vettori spectacles and half-full (or half-empty) pint of real ale perched on the table in homage to the great Freddie Flintoff.
If memory serves, the cue ball went straight into the bottom right pocket.
Vita departed with a pained Ian Bell-style ‘why, God?’ grimace, and we advised her to take the positives and put them under pressure early doors.
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Specifically, it intends to attend meetings and conferences, do Powerpoint presentations and take care of ‘the bottom line’. Whatever that might mean.
The Mongoose is a cricket bat that looks like it’s got a ridiculously long handle, but actually it’s just that the main bit’s shorter.
The thinking is that batsmen don’t really use the top of the bat for runs, so why not remove it and stick it on the back to give greater leverage and more power.
The inventor, the improbably named Marcus Codrington Fernandez, says:
“From the moment I first imagined this game-changing weapon, ensuring the bat was within both the spirit and laws of the game has been amongst our top priorities.”
Stuart Law’s going to give the Mongoose its first official test. He doesn’t at all go over the top in describing the bat as “a weapon of mass destruction”.
Nonononono. This is not happening. This is NOT happening. This is NOT… HAPPENING.
Remember the worst picture of all time? Now this is the worst picture of all time:
It was sent in by Suave, who says:
“Attached is a photo of cricket bats in unusual places. It has two stuffed weasels with it. That’s gold that is.
“It was taken in a rather poncey wine bar in Norwich, called the Wine Cellar. I was drinking a nice Pouilly Fumé at the time, and noticed this lovely display in the corner. I thought you might like it.”
No we don’t. We don’t like it one bit. We’re shivering just looking at it. Just look at the creepy little bastards – THEY’RE ACTUALLY READY TO POUNCE.
We only got the damned fox off the front page of the site yesterday and now this.
Oh shit, oh shit. Oh no, oh no, oh no.
This is quite simply the worst picture of all time.
We are properly terrified of dead animals. We can’t stress this enough.
Show us a grizzly bear and we’ll be scared. Show us a dead grizzly bear and we will crap our pants and continue crapping our pants until it’s removed from sight. Sometimes if we see a bird and it stays still for a bit too long, we get frightened.
Stuffed animals are far and away the worst. It’s the thought that they might move. They never do, but that’s the worst part. They’re frozen with that ominous potential for movement. It’s so menacing.
Thanks to Maria for the picture. It was taken at The Inn at Whitewell, near Clitheroe. Maria says that it’s a really nice place, which it clearly – CLEARLY – isn’t.
So, to reiterate: this fox and this cricket bat – they constitute the worst picture of all time.
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Ged writes:
“You might fancy the attached picture of Hippity (one of Middlesex’s most ardent fans and a well-known correspondent on Middlesex Till We Die) watching cricket while sitting on the bed with his lucky ball.
“Given the particular controller he is using, he is clearly watching Ceefax, which is the ardent housebound county cricket fan’s font of knowledge, as you surely know.
“Again the photo is mine and I can confirm that Hippity is a volunteer for the photograph.
“But perhaps a cricket ball on the bed with a green bunny is not unusual enough for you.”
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Ged writes:
The attached photograph is a monk at the Rumtek monastery in Sikkim brandishing a cricket bat. It is my own photo and the monk enthusiastically volunteered to be photographed.
Rumtek monastery is a very holy and unusual place. The monks are black hats, which is an unusual strand of Buddhism. One can only wonder at how this lad ended up in the monastery when his enthusiasms so obviously seem to lie elsewhere.
Here is a page from their website, outlinining their ‘one-day practices‘. I wonder what the monks do for first class or Test practices?
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