Mushy came, Mushy saw, Mushy took a million wickets, Mushy got a bad knee
Mushtaq Ahmed may not quite have been THE BALLS, but he was most definitely ‘the county balls’.
Every match he’d stumble in and take as many wickets as there are atoms in the universe (about nine) and every season he’d decide The County Championship.
It is very, very bad that he’s having to retire. Anyone who disagrees has to tell an old schoolfriend who’s better than them just what they’ve been doing with their life these last ten years.
Well that’s made the County Championship a damn sight easier to predict.