Ricky Ponting has the runs
He has 10,000 of them in Tests. That’s the way you phrase it, isn’t it? You ‘have’ runs.
We’ve already written one update about Ricky Ponting where we referred to ‘rather spectacular motions‘. That was a rather feeble ‘rushed toilet visit’ joke too.
If you’re worried that the site’s becoming increasingly low-brow, don’t worry - we’re fairly sure we’re not going to falsely insinuate that Ricky Ponting’s got diarrhoea again. We’re going to wait until it’s true.
Remember when Andrew Flintoff had the wild shits?
No, he hasn’t risked eating cream cheese in Karnataka and isn’t enduring THOSE sorts of spectacular motions (just say no, kids). He’s just going through the cricketing motions, only ‘going through the motions’ for Ricky Ponting involves scoring unbeaten hundreds. He operates at a higher level, this batsman.