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Chuck Fleetwood-Smiths hit Cricinfo

Bowled on 28th May, 2011 at 08:21 by
Category: Extras

Optimistically claiming they are no longer pricks

We have to plug the Chuck Fleetwood-Smiths (Jarrod Kimber and Sam Collins, formerly Two Pricks at the Ashes) because Jarrod wore our T-shirt yesterday.

We had an extended discussion about Jarrod’s mooted attire earlier in the week, during which we told him about the time a friend had seen us in a King Cricket T-shirt drinking from a King Cricket mug and had felt moved to call us a rude name.

Jarrod being Jarrod, he thought our self-branding was perfectly acceptable. He said he had once gone to meet his fellow Chuck wearing a Cricket With Balls T-shirt and a Cricket With Balls cap.

We pointed out that Craig White had always worn whites and no-one had ever had a problem with that. We both then agreed that neither of us was a colossal egotist and nor should we feel ashamed of ourselves.

Anyway, the Chuck Fleetwood-Smiths. We will plug them by saying that their first episode for Cricinfo was the worst they’ve ever done, which is a compliment because it’s still good. They just talk about cricket too much, that’s all.

Should they get the boot from Cricinfo, you will be able to find them at their website, which is so perfectly fit-for-purpose we felt moved to create a Word document detailing its strengths which we then sent to Sam, who we suspect was rather nonplussed by this unsolicited review.

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    Miriam   //   May 28th, 2011 at 12:06

    Enough of this mutual back-slapping – can’t you put up a picture of an animal or something? And by animal I mean cat.

    • King Cricket   //   May 28th, 2011 at 12:14

      If you can get a picture of one with a King Cricket With Balls T-shirt on, that’d be great.

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    Todd @ Cricket Betting   //   May 28th, 2011 at 12:33

    It’s great to see them get the audience that they richly deserved after how entertaining two pricks was…

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    Miriam   //   May 28th, 2011 at 12:50

    Challenge duly accepted.

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    Howe_zat   //   May 28th, 2011 at 17:17

    Jarrod’s head is about twice the width of Sam’s.

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    Ged   //   May 29th, 2011 at 07:07

    Mutual back-slapping comes with this sort of turf.

    It’s a bit like global rock stars referring to each other’s songs, atire and stuff…

    …except without the global stardom element. And without the rock and roll life style…

    …but still it’s good.

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    Deep Cower   //   May 29th, 2011 at 15:20

    Whore.

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    e normous   //   May 29th, 2011 at 16:25

    fat guy looks okay other guy looks like posh twat

    sorry

    just going on face

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