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Darren Gough retires

Bowled on 23rd September, 2008 at 10:17 by
Category: County cricket news, Darren Gough, Retirement

There’ll be a bit of Twenty20 next year, but basically this is it. This is as close to a definitive goodbye as he’ll give us.

The very reason why Darren Gough didn’t go out in a blaze of glory is the very reason why he deserved to do so. He could have retired years ago when, through injury and age, he slipped out of the Test team. He could have gone when they eased him out of the one-day side. The problem is, Darren Gough loves cricket.

We remember him being asked what he’d do if he wasn’t selected for one particular series. He said he’d be in the stands cheering England on with a pint in his hand. If some players said that, it’d smack of media-trained crowd-pleasing, but Gough’s not really one to listen to other people. If he says that, you tend to believe him.

You could never, EVER question Darren Gough’s effort. If things weren’t going well on the pitch, it wouldn’t be through lack of trying on Gough’s part. In England’s recent Twenty20 match against New Zealand, Luke Wright twice floored himself with the effort of trying to bowl quickly. That was Darren Gough style fast bowling.

All effort, but not solely effort. He was fantastically skilful and had the nous to know when to do what as well. We still think he should have bowled more reverse-swinging yorkers though – but we think he should have bowled six an over, so maybe we aren’t the best judge. The frequency with which they shattered stumps says otherwise.

When Darren Gough started playing for England, they were basically crap. They lost half their games because they weren’t good enough and they lost the other half because they were defeatist. Darren Gough was extremely good, he was an actual fast bowler and most of all, he really thought he could do anything. His confidence was your hope.

What? That's where I was aimingHe even thought he could bat. His early days in the England side – before they talked him down from the ledge of constant cross-batted aggression – were a halcyon period where he’d play the most outrageously full-blooded, textbook-defying shots to almost every ball. Our favourite was the back-foot drive-cum-cut which would end with the bat helicoptering around his head, taking multiple revolutions to fully decelerate.

As recently as 2006, Gough batted at three for Essex in some Twenty20 and Pro40 matches. In hundreds and hundreds of one-day innings, he’d only once passed 50. An almost unbearable weight of evidence was nothing to him. He hit 53 not out off 49 balls to win a match.

This is why we love Darren Gough. Even in middle-age, he’ll be straining for pace on some field somewhere in some insignificant match. It’s not sad. It’s what made him great.

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  1. Ceci   //   September 23rd, 2008 at 10:48

    Love him on his radio show too – goes rabbiting on – such a blissful contrast to the carefully controlled meeja-right tones of the current England boys – no right areas for Darren!

  2. A P Webster   //   September 23rd, 2008 at 13:51

    He lost to Austin Healey at arm-wrestling, though.

    Nevertheless, county cricket, and cricket in general, will miss the Dazzler.

  3. Suave   //   September 23rd, 2008 at 13:57

    Austin Healey doesn’t do losing very well.

    You mark my words, come Christmas it’ll be Healey waltzing away with Strictly Come Dancing!

    On another note, Darren Gough was without doubt the coolest criketer I ever met at Chelmsford. Him & Irani were legendary on the town.

    Good times.

  4. Jrod   //   September 23rd, 2008 at 15:13

    Gough was the most loved english cricketer in australia during the 90’s.

    He did this thing called trying, seemed to be one of the few who did.

  5. Ged Ladd   //   September 24th, 2008 at 07:16

    Excellent piece. Captures the reasons why Goughy is/was so loved.

    The career is gone, but the memories will live on for all of us who had the honour to watch him play live..

  6. Mel   //   September 24th, 2008 at 08:10

    Brilliant! I really hope that the Dazzler gets to read this, KC, it sums up what we all feel.

    Cracking cricketer; cracking bloke.

    (Not sure about the silver sausage suit shenanigans he’s currently touting on the telly, though)

  7. DamithS   //   September 24th, 2008 at 11:58

    I remember watching Gough during the 95 Ashes at Melbourne when England dropped all those chances..wait or was it during a series later on ??

    Anywho, Goughy never gave up on that tour and cracked 51 and returned with a 6fer..

    Wish him the best!

  8. Mighty Otter   //   September 24th, 2008 at 14:53

    Probably the most likeable crickter ever from the wrong side of the Pennines!

    There is a section in the book ‘Penguins stopped play’ where he bowled at Harry Thompson, the author, I dont recall exactly what happened but Goughie spent most of the net trying to Knock Harry’s head off and really gave him agoing over, just for the banter of it!

    I might have to read that agin thinking about it, made me laugh anyway!

  9. mushysbeard   //   September 24th, 2008 at 17:29

    It made me cry…

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