Comments on: Darren Pattinson jumps the queue

By: SimonC

SimonC — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 22:01:12 +0000

Maybe they think the twelfth man needs to be as scary as Andre Nel for the purposes of umpire intimidation. Chris Tremlett at least looks scary, even if we know he’s really a Very Nice Man. Hence, towel-carrying duties.

That said, if I were a scary man choosing accessories, Egyptian cotton is not the way I’d go.

By: IndianSkimmer

IndianSkimmer — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 18:24:43 +0000

Presumably this means that the selectors think Chris Tremlett is good at carrying towels and remembering whose drink is which, but crap at actual cricket.

By: SixSixEight

SixSixEight — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 22:32:07 +0000

Get a grip! Tremlett is far too ugly to make it to the test team these days!

And now there is continental style kissing in the Saffer bowling ranks – Lardy boys’ days could be numbered too.

By: Dave

Dave — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 21:36:31 +0000

Did Tremlett run over Geoff Miller’s dog or something? At this rate, I’ll be called up for the Test side before him.

By: Harvey

Harvey — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 18:40:35 +0000

The amazin thing about Taggart right is that it is really just like life and how we live it and that, so thats what I love about Taggart. Cos he is fat and old and sometimes I feel fat and old (I aint, I am fit and young) but you get what I am mainly saying yeah? That sometimes I feeeeeeel fat and old. And the little ginger gay one yeah? well I never feel gay cos I just don’t. I don’t hate gays, I just love me ladies and their curvey legs and shit, that’s all. I NEVER feel gay. But sometimes, like after a massiv weekend with Blaze and Naticia, sometimes I feeel a bit ginger. Me eyes feel dusty, me tummy feel empty but not hungry and things move too fast and I think that is what it must feel like to be that little gay scottish ginger police man.

And that ugly woman who was in it when it was called Taggart cos Taggart was in it and whose still in it? After a mental week of slip sliding with Rox and Rhiana well sometimes I can just about feel like what it must feel like when she look in the mirror and see her own face and think that she got to go into scottish flats with fat new Taggart and prod dead bodies all day.

But the best thing is, when me clothes are respected, me hair is razzed and the tunes are flyin and the ladies lookin’, that’s when I feel like Robbie.

That’s why Taagart is like my life.

By: Lemon Bella

Lemon Bella — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 15:52:16 +0000

It’s still worth a watch.

By: mushysbeard

mushysbeard — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 15:37:51 +0000

Shame, thought it would add some spice to tonights highlights.

By: Lemon Bella

Lemon Bella — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 15:34:23 +0000

Morkel and Dale clearly kissed. I wat6ch out for these sort of things. It was a peck on the cheek, there were no tongues.

By: mushysbeard

mushysbeard — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 15:18:08 +0000

I heard that too! I’m hoping it was a continental footballer style peck on the cheek rather than some full on man love by the popping crease…although it is a low total…..

By: Ed

Ed — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 15:10:35 +0000

Was anyone else listening to TMS during the conclusion of England’s innings?

I could sworn CMJ mentioned that Morkel and Steyn were kissing! Please someone tell me I’m making this up.