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England adopt subtle form of mental disintegration

Bowled on 6th February, 2008 at 10:50 by King Cricket
Category: Lies about pictures

So-called mental disintegration can take many forms. You might play on a batsman’s confidence or you might try and aggravate him into losing his cool.

In this picture, Kevin Pietersen, Ian Bell and Ryan Sidebottom have teamed up in an effort to make Ross Taylor jealous.

It's the hair

Ross Taylor considers himself something of a looker, but here Kevin Pietersen and Ian Bell are visibly expressing a strong preference for Ryan Sidebottom.

Kevin’s cruel, taunting eyes must cut deeper than any mere sledge.

This film features marines using the bannister when they go down some stairs. What more could you want?

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    Suave   //   February 6th, 2008 at 11:20

    Wonderful stuff..

    Three cheers for King Cricket

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    The Village Cricketer   //   February 6th, 2008 at 12:06

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    Martyd   //   February 6th, 2008 at 18:36

    You may be on to something here, again. The silent sledge! What forms could it take? – no jelly beans please.

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    King Cricket   //   February 6th, 2008 at 19:34

    Finally, a new use for the ancient art of mime.

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    Rosie   //   February 6th, 2008 at 21:58

    It’s the grammar police here…aggravate means make worse. People often use it when they mean irritate (or goad, as here).

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    King Cricket   //   February 7th, 2008 at 08:50

    We’re not having that one. From Merriam-Webster:

    “Aggravate… 3a: to rouse to displeasure or anger by usually persistent and often petty goading”

    Shouldn’t you be the semantic police anyway?

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    Martyd   //   February 7th, 2008 at 09:05

    A question of semantics? What a high brow blog.

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    King Cricket   //   February 7th, 2008 at 09:37

    Well now we’re just plain offended. Highbrow indeed.

    We pride ourselves on how lowbrow we are here at King Cricket.

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    Mahinda   //   February 8th, 2008 at 11:31

    Lowbrow? It’s positively monobrow ’round here.

    Should the Grammar Police be wasting their time on matters of vocabulary?

    When did Miriam get her own dictionary? And who’s the enigmatic Webster?

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    Miriam   //   February 11th, 2008 at 18:14

    I obviously spelt my name wrong on my own dictionary. Isn’t that ironic (in the Alanis Morrisette sense only, not in the dictionary sense).

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    King Cricket   //   February 11th, 2008 at 18:28

    Don’t know about that. As someone publishing a dictionary, there’s a strong ironic element in spelling your own name incorrectly on that very book’s cover.

    That’s far too ironic to be classed as Morrisette-irony.

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    Miriam   //   February 11th, 2008 at 18:37

    On further reflection, I agree, actually. I’m so steeled against the misuse of the word that I fail to recognise it when it genuinely exists.

    Is that ironic?

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    the scientician   //   February 12th, 2008 at 11:48

    You’re ironic.

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