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Failure to repeat until funny

Bowled on 30th April, 2011 at 09:57 by
Category: King Cricket

From the comments on our latest Cricinfo article:

“Ok, the sole joke of the article was silence, and quite frankly it needed at least a bit more to take it anywhere. Page 2 has definitely seen much better.”

It’s a dark day. We’re going to have to redouble our efforts.

We are now reading this and it is ruddy amazing

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    MikeC   //   April 30th, 2011 at 10:02

    Maybe you had to be picturing the photo below to fully appreciate the humour.

    • King Cricket   //   April 30th, 2011 at 10:15

      No, we needed to repeat until funny. We only do one thing here at King Cricket and if anyone accuses of not delivering in that regard, we have to accept that criticism and take steps.

      Brace yourselves people. We’re thinking we might have to pare the site back to just one joke and repeat it beyond ad nauseum.

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    sam   //   April 30th, 2011 at 10:38

    Funny bunny

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    MikeC   //   April 30th, 2011 at 12:10

    Will the one joke consist of a cat being indifferent to Rob Key saying ‘bethwart’?

    • King Cricket   //   April 30th, 2011 at 16:38

      If someone could set that up it’d be funny without needing repetition.

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    The Mufti of Tufnell Park   //   April 30th, 2011 at 12:22

    At last, the return of Laurence Elderbrook.

    • Deep Cower   //   May 2nd, 2011 at 00:49

      I second that with a bestial roar.

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    Howe Zat   //   April 30th, 2011 at 13:34

    “that is so childish, even i could have written better than that, i was expecting more, disappointed…..” ~ Yolk_eater

    I’m not sure “Childish” is a fair criticism. After all your premise relied on Fletcher saying nothing. That’s not so much childish as overly enigmatic. If you’d had Fletcher dole out helpful nuggets of information for pre-schoolers, such as “The horse says “neigh”" or some such, then perhaps the piece would have been childish.

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    Ged   //   April 30th, 2011 at 15:54

    Comments on your Cricinfo pieces are often very school report-like, KC.

    “Alex is undoubtedly a bright boy, but he tends to squander his natural intelligence on flippancy. We expected much better than this during the past term and are more than a little disappointed with his progress. He knows only too well that he needs to redouble his efforts in the coming term if he is to fulfil his potential in the summer term exams.”

    Redouble your efforts, KC. You know that’s what you need to do.

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    FEC   //   May 1st, 2011 at 10:22

    Beg to differ.

    King Cricket’s ongoing obsession with Fat Boy Key’s non-achievements is puerile and childish.

    Conversely this article poking fun at the famously taciturn Fletcher is bordering on genius.

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    Dandy Dan   //   May 1st, 2011 at 22:32

    I’m a bit mental about casserole dishes at the moment.

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    A Hughes   //   May 6th, 2011 at 18:25

    You made Duncan Fletcher funny. This is genius.

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