Comments on: It’s your birthday tomorrow and it’s Christmas tomorrow AND that girl off that television advert that you’ve got a thing for has got something planned for you too

By: Bert

Bert — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 07:46:58 +0000

Miriam, you need to find a way of firstly getting a laptop into your meeting that no-one else can see, and secondly of supressing your excitement at the key moment, as it were.

Or resign. That would also work.

By: Ged Ladd

Ged Ladd — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 05:30:33 +0000

I have a man coming to install my new computer at 9:30 this morning.

What are my chances of being up and running again by 12:00?

Similar to Rob Key’s chances of getting a gig today, I suspect.

By: damiths

damiths — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 00:55:17 +0000

I am going to go with the server crashing as soon as you hit publish. That is the worst. The very WORST !

By: King Cricket

King Cricket — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 19:45:53 +0000

Don’t worry Miriam, we’re almost certain the server will go down at 11.58am. We’ve used computers for years. We know they’re spiteful bastards.

By: miriam

miriam — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 19:32:08 +0000

I’ll be in a meeting at 12 noon tomorrow. Why does God hate me so much??

The update, I predict it’ll be: a video of Rob Key acting out the Dramatic Hamster clip, then dressing up as a human transformer, then having a conversation with some talking cats, finishing with him singing to a webcam the “numa numa ye” song to the words “i’m rob KEEEY, i’m rob KEEEY, I’m rob KEEEY, I’m rob KEEY-HEEEEE”.

By: SimonC

SimonC — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 19:10:14 +0000

It’s not fatness for purpose, it’s fitness for purpose. Bleep tests, in essence. Rob has his own internal bleep generator and personal wormhole, which allows him to pass such tests in style. Samit clearly has not yet developed such technology, requiring him to run between stations. QUED.

By: Captain Kirk

Captain Kirk — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 18:30:30 +0000

Howe can Samit Patel be too fat to play for England but Rob Key deemed skinny enough?

By: Pete

Pete — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 15:59:22 +0000

This had better be as good as you say. You’ve almost turned me into a Rob Key fan.

I’m off to read about the misadventures of Symonds to keep me entertained until the big day arrives.

By: Dave

Dave — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 15:16:04 +0000

Who knows, he might even carry the drinks tray.