Comments on: Jacques Kallis, interesting? http://www.kingcricket.co.uk/jacques-kallis-interesting/2007/11/19/ England, county cricket, India and Australia | news and blog Sat, 11 Feb 2012 18:20:28 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: Lemon Bella http://www.kingcricket.co.uk/jacques-kallis-interesting/2007/11/19/#comment-866 Lemon Bella Wed, 21 Nov 2007 19:57:32 +0000 http://www.kingcricket.co.uk/jacques-kallis-interesting/2007/11/19/#comment-866 Ah, yes. It's coming back to me now. Ah, yes. It’s coming back to me now.

]]> By: Suave http://www.kingcricket.co.uk/jacques-kallis-interesting/2007/11/19/#comment-851 Suave Tue, 20 Nov 2007 09:01:06 +0000 http://www.kingcricket.co.uk/jacques-kallis-interesting/2007/11/19/#comment-851 Lemon Bella, I distinctly remember Kallis, torturing kittens, and laughing maniacally, in between innings. Maybe that was it? Lemon Bella,

I distinctly remember Kallis, torturing kittens, and laughing maniacally, in between innings.

Maybe that was it?

]]> By: Lemon Bella http://www.kingcricket.co.uk/jacques-kallis-interesting/2007/11/19/#comment-848 Lemon Bella Mon, 19 Nov 2007 20:08:49 +0000 http://www.kingcricket.co.uk/jacques-kallis-interesting/2007/11/19/#comment-848 I hate Jaques Kallis. I have no idea why - because generally I'm in favour of people who can bat all day without breaking a sweat. However, when I see Jaques Kallis I'm plunged into a chasm of blackness which makes me want to kill people with a machete. I feel certain that at some point in my cricket watching life (post 1996) he has done something to make me feel this way. If anyone knows what it is I'd be grateful if they could let me know. I hate Jaques Kallis. I have no idea why – because generally I’m in favour of people who can bat all day without breaking a sweat.

However, when I see Jaques Kallis I’m plunged into a chasm of blackness which makes me want to kill people with a machete.

I feel certain that at some point in my cricket watching life (post 1996) he has done something to make me feel this way. If anyone knows what it is I’d be grateful if they could let me know.

]]> By: Suave http://www.kingcricket.co.uk/jacques-kallis-interesting/2007/11/19/#comment-843 Suave Mon, 19 Nov 2007 11:06:49 +0000 http://www.kingcricket.co.uk/jacques-kallis-interesting/2007/11/19/#comment-843 I honestly believed the world was going to implode, and we would all disappear in to a huge abyss.. Kallis' innings was SUBLIME! He went after the kiwis, like they were NMCC 4th XI... Although I reckon I would have got him, with my lazy off... Alongside that, Hashim Amla, actually looks like a decent cricketer after all... Back to back hundreds has pushed his average up to mid thirties (although this is still too low for a test no 3). However, I can't help but laugh at Greame Smith! He is the archetypical flat track bully.. Moaning about the state of Saffer pitches, out for single figures twice and looking like Chris Martins bunny (HA Chris Martin has a bunny), whilst his team mates make hay in the sunshine. Big Chinned Muscle Bound TWAT. I honestly believed the world was going to implode, and we would all disappear in to a huge abyss..

Kallis’ innings was SUBLIME! He went after the kiwis, like they were NMCC 4th XI… Although I reckon I would have got him, with my lazy off…

Alongside that, Hashim Amla, actually looks like a decent cricketer after all… Back to back hundreds has pushed his average up to mid thirties (although this is still too low for a test no 3).

However, I can’t help but laugh at Greame Smith!
He is the archetypical flat track bully.. Moaning about the state of Saffer pitches, out for single figures twice and looking like Chris Martins bunny (HA Chris Martin has a bunny), whilst his team mates make hay in the sunshine.
Big Chinned Muscle Bound TWAT.

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