He took seven, in fact. For 28 runs. That is acceptable. That is very, very acceptable.
He’s not quite up there with his grandfather yet, but he made Lancashire’s 328 look as whopping as a medium-sized block of flats, as Hampshire were bowled out for 133.
England hold the Ashes, Lancashire top the County Championship table – if only every single other part of our life weren’t a complete catastrophe.