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Late and half-hearted Friends Provident Trophy semi-final reporting

Bowled on 6th July, 2008 at 19:31 by King Cricket
Category: County cricket news

Joe Denly hit a hundred. Go No Pants. Steve Harmison took four wickets. Durham still lost by a mile.

Essex beat Yorkshire.

The end.

We are still a bit mental about slow cookers but think we can get the meat to come out "stickier"

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  1. Reply
    Sarah, Canterbury   //   July 6th, 2008 at 21:55

    Ooh, don’t forget the third consecutive unbeaten century by Van the Man in the space of 5 days, KC…

    *smiles broadly*

  2. Reply
    Dave   //   July 6th, 2008 at 23:15

    “Go No Pants”

    Is this a suggestion to practice nudism?

  3. Reply
    Ne   //   July 7th, 2008 at 09:41

    What a half arsed posting.

  4. Reply
    King Cricket   //   July 7th, 2008 at 09:46

    That kind of implies we ordinarily use our whole arse, Ne.

    We’re probably down to about an eighth of an arse with this update.

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    Suave   //   July 8th, 2008 at 11:43

    That’s quality journalism our kId!

    Too busy lording up at The Wisden to care about us now, I see!

    Bastard.

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