Comments on: Mark Cosgrove flobs back into county cricket

By: Jonah

Jonah — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 15:06:42 +0000

e normus is just jealous s/he’s not enormous enough to be Mark Cosgrove.

By: King Cricket

King Cricket — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 07:27:27 +0000

That’s a weird thing to put in inverted commas. Was it your other personality saying that?

We detect a childhood incident behind those words. Were you once sat on by a lard arse?

By: e normous

e normous — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 04:20:59 +0000

“Fat fuck. Fucking cunt”. Somehow most of his breed are assholes (Key for one…). How come?

By: A P Webster

A P Webster — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 07:22:19 +0000

On Sunday (at Old Trafford), it was more about being fat and scoring not many – there was a palpable giggle in the members area as he trudged back to the pavillion and his true profile became apparent – I’d say he’s carrying more than his fair share of timber.

Rob Key is looking positively svelte in comparison.

By: Ged Ladd

Ged Ladd — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 05:08:00 +0000

If you could find a shoe big enough for him, Wolf.

By: wolf

wolf — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 22:36:48 +0000

I chose my batting lineup in the IPL fantasy team based on weight – my theory goes that the heavier they are the more likely they are to aim for the boundaries to minimise the amount they have to run.

If he was playing IPL he’d be a shoe in for my team.

By: Ged Ladd

Ged Ladd — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 21:54:38 +0000

Great piece.

He really is a big unit, as witnessed from close quarters in the Bowlers’ bar after stumps!