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Matthew Hayden gives you a choice

Bowled on 24th December, 2008 at 11:19 by King Cricket
Category: Matthew Hayden

Matthew Hayden’s been getting a few rough decisions of late, as batsmen often do when the ball’s missing the bat time and time again.

Hayden says:

“Hawkeye I think gives you a pretty good understanding of what line the ball pitched at, but take my lbw decision in the second innings, which Hawkeye had hitting the top of off. Now, unless I’m a really poor cricketer, I’m telling you that’s going nowhere near the stumps.”

So either Hawkeye’s wrong in this instance or Matthew Hayden is a really poor cricketer. Those are the two options, there’s no middle ground and you HAVE to choose.

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  1. Reply
    Charlotte   //   December 24th, 2008 at 12:38

    Oh, what a tough choice. Or, you know, not.

  2. Reply
    jrod   //   December 24th, 2008 at 12:48

    Is this a choice between god and science, between religion and machine, between orphan eating and unreliable technology?

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    Captain Kirk   //   December 24th, 2008 at 12:57

    Hawkeye must be wrong. After all, Hayden has a proven track record of speaking perfect sense.

    Vic Marks’ piece in the Guardian recently was spot on.

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    Suave   //   December 24th, 2008 at 13:23

    Unreliable technology everytime for me! That’s what Dickie Dawkins would go for.

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    horatius   //   December 24th, 2008 at 16:23

    Well, why don’t you put up a poll? And have your readers choose between batty Matty and Hawkeye.

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    Enkidu   //   December 24th, 2008 at 16:43

    Man is mortal. Socrates is a man. Ergo, Hayden is not out.

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    Moses   //   December 24th, 2008 at 21:58

    How about the 4 or 5 other appeals before he was finally given? What did hawkeye have to say about them?

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    Ged Ladd   //   December 25th, 2008 at 22:29

    I refuse to play by these rules.

    Matthew Hayden is (or at least was) a really good cricketer but he’s also a really bad mouthpiece and a really bad judge of technology.

    Yes, please I’d like some cake. Yes, please, I’d also like to eat it.

    It is Christmas after all.

    And may I be the first to congratulate Matty Hayden on his retirement in respect of his fine career.

    Remember where you read it first, folks.

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    MP   //   December 26th, 2008 at 04:08

    Haydenisms & Pontingisms are fast approaching the entertainment value of Bushims.

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    MP   //   December 26th, 2008 at 04:09

    Sorry should have read “Bushisms”

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    hoyeah   //   December 26th, 2008 at 12:43

    Here’s something that Langer said about his sightscreen. This guy is talking like an Investment Banker heavily invested in real estate instruments in 2007. :-)

    “My gut feeling at the moment – albeit he has had a couple of tough decisions, he has been run out twice in his last four innings – is that maybe he is not sure,” Langer said. “There are whispers about retirement, about how long he is going to go on for and that can become a distraction.

    “If he decides he wants to go to England, brilliant, he will get on [with it] and his mind will allow him to keep scoring runs. If he doesn’t, if there is a bit of a grey area, then he is going to keep going through what is, by his standards, a rough patch. The important thing is to have good communication between the selectors and Matthew Hayden, who is a great player, and they go from there.”

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