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Order the Mohammad Asif if you ever get served

Bowled on 25th November, 2009 at 15:55 by King Cricket
Category: Mohammad Asif, Pakistan

Mohammad Asif will help you kill time and brain cells until you can escapeYou all think that you’ve got nothing to say about Mohammad Asif – but you have. You wouldn’t have been able to stop yourself from commenting if we’d actually said what we meant to say.

International cricket is like being stuck in a shit bar that’s got too much chrome in it and no good beers. The bowlers are the beers.

After a few minutes of looking, you eventually notice there are some bottles of Leffe in the fridge. It’s not what you want, but it’s drinkable and it’s a better option than bland European lager or frigging Strongbow. Mohammad Asif is a bottle of Leffe.

This would make Ajit Agarkar a six quid cocktail that tastes like it’s made out of tequila, syrup and sick.

We are now reading this and it is ruddy amazing

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    Vim   //   November 25th, 2009 at 16:26

    And Jimmy Anderson, a decent pils, but only when the fridge is at exactly the right temperature.

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    SixSixEight   //   November 25th, 2009 at 16:32

    I have nothing to say…. have this instead?
    http://onlinegalleries.com.au/users/Sixsixeight/#/gallery/1/20

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    Dave   //   November 25th, 2009 at 18:33

    Leffe’s got a really odd aftertaste though.

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    King Cricket   //   November 25th, 2009 at 18:54

    It’s a shit bar, we told you. It’s that or Corona.

    Shall we go somewhere else? This place is full of kids anyway.

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    Dave   //   November 25th, 2009 at 19:51

    And the music’s far too loud.

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    Jill   //   November 25th, 2009 at 21:20

    668 thank you very much. The only trouble is that now I keep thinking of more of them.

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    Deep Cower   //   November 26th, 2009 at 03:23

    A bit harsh on Agarkar, don’t you think? He started his career with a flurry of wickets, if I am right. But no one knows where he lives these days.

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    SarahCanterbury   //   November 26th, 2009 at 13:35

    Ooh, 668 – hurrah! I hope you’re going to include your crickety pics, too?

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    Batting in Ned Kelly's Helmet   //   November 27th, 2009 at 09:39

    A bit harsh on Leffe. If you had to live here in Oz, and didn’t have the convenience of ‘the continent’ just over the ditch you would have a much greater appreciation for the fine work of the Belgian monks (all European beer is made by Belgiian monks isn’t it?)

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    King Cricket   //   November 27th, 2009 at 10:22

    Most, yes.

    Leffe’s nice. It’s just you’re not always in the mood for a Leffe.

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