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Owais Shah’s leave

Bowled on 5th March, 2009 at 14:17 by King Cricket
Category: England cricket news, Owais Shah

Leave it Owais Shah, just leave itWhen Owais Shah leaves a ball, it stays left.

He plays his most elaborate leaves at relatively full deliveries outside off stump. He doesn’t just get his bat out of the way, he swings it over and then straight down towards the ground in front of him.

It’s like he’s suddenly seen a devious leprechaun just in front of him in the middle of the pitch, so he ignores the ball and pans the gold-loving bastard on the top of its head.

Take a look during the next Test. The Shah leave is a thing of rare splendour.

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    sam   //   March 5th, 2009 at 15:13

    what is going on in that picture?

    he looks like the texas chainsaw massacre man.

    what was his name? did he have a name?

    surely he can’t just have been called the texas chainsaw massacre man.

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    SimonC   //   March 5th, 2009 at 16:32

    Leatherface, innit.

    Not to his face, mind.

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    King Cricket   //   March 5th, 2009 at 17:06

    We agree that he looks like a psycho, but perhaps not that specific psycho. That’s unfair.

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    Ged Ladd   //   March 6th, 2009 at 09:05

    I saw the headline and thought, “not another one doing the paternity thing or taking a holiday at an inappropriate time”.

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    Ceci   //   March 6th, 2009 at 21:17

    I took note of his leaves (until he left the field…) but I was particularly entranced by his forward defensive prodette – he looked like Sir Walter Raleigh laying down the cloak – really really deep bow

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    Ged Ladd   //   March 7th, 2009 at 07:35

    When he’s in full flow there are few batsmen more entrancing to watch, says Ged from a Middlesex position of strength.

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    jemile   //   March 7th, 2009 at 08:23

    he’s just been buggered !

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