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Pakistan’s middle-order – what we want from them

Bowled on 6th August, 2010 at 11:08 by
Category: Pakistan

Azhar Ali - don't know him from Adam, but hope he does well against our team

As anyone who’s read a newspaper in the last week or so knows, Pakistan have picked a batting line-up made entirely out of number 11s.

Apparently, Azhar Ali only started playing cricket in February and Umar Amin was spotted trying to affix his batting helmet to his elbow a couple of days ago. When facing the Pakistani bowlers in the nets, most of the top six take guard behind the stumps.

As far as we can tell, there’s very little to go off when judging these batsmen – albeit partly because they keep getting out for jacksh. Nevertheless, we’d really like to see each of the under threat batsmen make huge hundreds in this Test, forcing Mohammad Yousuf to spend the rest of the summer doing Sudoku in his hotel room.

Nothing against Yousuf. It would just be funny.

We are still a bit mental about slow cookers but think we can get the meat to come out "stickier"

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  1. Reply
    Tim   //   August 6th, 2010 at 12:22

    Surely you mean CONTINUE to spend the rest of the summer doing Sudoku in his hotel room? Between that and taking care of his beard (lather, rinse, repeat, dry, comb, condition, rinse, dry, comb, glossify) he’s not exactly been up to much else this year has he?

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    D Charlton   //   August 6th, 2010 at 13:24

    Your wish has not come true …

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    Sandeep K   //   August 6th, 2010 at 13:59

    Will the whole side together make 100 is the more realistic question now.

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    Bobby K   //   August 6th, 2010 at 14:19

    I want to see Inzy make his comeback.

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    King Cricket   //   August 6th, 2010 at 14:55

    Where’s Salim Malik when you need him?

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    D Charlton   //   August 6th, 2010 at 17:15

    Salim Malik’s making sure they don’t refer any of the OUT decisions – so they are all out. He’s got money on it.

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    Sandeep K   //   August 6th, 2010 at 17:20

    Rameez Raja is already at the ground, he can be recalled.

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    King Cricket   //   August 6th, 2010 at 17:29

    Everyone knows this post’s about the newspaper coverage of Pakistan’s batting and not actually about Pakistan’s batting itself, right?

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    Ceci   //   August 6th, 2010 at 23:19

    Sadly O king the Pakistan batsmen appear to believe what they read in the newspapers…

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    King Cricket   //   August 7th, 2010 at 10:41

    Maybe that’s it!

    The propaganda starts here…

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