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Ravi Bopara’s back

Bowled on 6th August, 2011 at 10:23 by
Category: Ravi Bopara

As in ‘returned’. He hasn’t got anklosing spondylitis or anything.

“He’s late to meetings, or he wears the wrong clothing to a function, or forgets his passport.” – Essex coach, Paul Grayson.

Ravi Bopara – a man with qualities we can all get behind.

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    Scott   //   August 6th, 2011 at 13:18

    Always good to see that joke get its annual airing.

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    Ged   //   August 7th, 2011 at 13:08

    Ankylosing spondylitis jokes are probably a lot funnier for people who don’t have (or have never had) cripplingly agonising back pain.

    • Bert   //   August 8th, 2011 at 15:10

      Very true, Ged – jokes are only ever funny to those who don’t directly identify with the situations, as my friend from across the road Chicken Licken is often reminding me.

    • Martletman   //   August 8th, 2011 at 16:01

      Well I’ve actually got AS but I don’t mind jokes about it, what I do mind is that it never gave me the ability to bat like Mike Atherton or write like him for that matter. Life is just so unfair.

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    Howe_zat   //   August 7th, 2011 at 21:34

    Ravi Bopara is the new Ian Bell.

    • Deep Cower   //   August 7th, 2011 at 23:25

      And Ian Bell is the new Collingwood. Collingwood is the new Flintoff. Flintoff is the new Botham.

    • daneel   //   August 8th, 2011 at 02:37

      Nope. Ravi Bopara is the new John Crawley.

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    Sandeep   //   August 8th, 2011 at 07:59

    Ravi Bopara is the new Graeme Hick, give him some time and he will beat Hick’s record of comebacks.

    • Martletman   //   August 8th, 2011 at 16:04

      Nope Eoin Morgan is the new Hick.

    • Scott   //   August 8th, 2011 at 16:14

      I thought Eoin Morgan was the new Nick Knight.

    • Howe_zat   //   August 8th, 2011 at 19:04

      Eoin Morgan is the new Neil Fairbrother.

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    wolf   //   August 9th, 2011 at 08:46

    Bopara should slot just behind prior in the batting order, Bell to bat first drop. Use him in a Luke Wright sort of role – with the obvious difference being he can bat and bowl. Steve Waugh started his career in that role.
    If you need a night watchman send Ravi out.
    You could probably move Prior past Morgan in the batting order and make him work for his average too.

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    raj   //   August 9th, 2011 at 09:01

    Tim Bresnan is the new Andy Roberts.
    Stuart Broad is the new Michael Holding.
    Chris Tremlett is the new Curtly Ambrose.
    Graeme Swann is the new…er…Graeme Swann.

    India are f*cked.

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    daneel   //   August 12th, 2011 at 15:44

    Not back for long, though.

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