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Rob Key fined for throwing bat in Twenty20 final
We thought it was a hissy fit of poise and dignity.
If anything, it’s the ECB who should be fined – fined for crimes against perfection. Whatever that might mean.
Luckily Rob mastered alchemy years ago and makes his own gold.
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well as lord keys bat weighs a metric ton, has the same properties as purified uranium and get set of earthquakes. His lordship has been punished for forgetting that when in the wrong hands his bat could destroy the world!
Remember rob ur power is a gift use it wisely!