That’s the last time we’re monging a rumour – even one about Rob Key. We apologise for our ill-advised mongery and promise it won’t happen again.
You live the life of a rumour mongerer and you die like a rumour mongerererer: in the wrong.
By the way, we’ve heard that Northamptonshire’s Nicky Boje and Andrew Hall join forces in the close season and steal loose change from sleepy tramps.
We heard it from some guy.