Comments on: RWT Key lbw bowled Martin for 24

By: Sarah, Canterbury

Sarah, Canterbury — Mon, 12 May 2008 10:45:27 +0000

I shall refer you to the 2008 trim version of Mr Key, Moses. Your take is so last year.

By: Moses

Moses — Mon, 12 May 2008 04:59:36 +0000

The umpire should have given benefit of the doubt to Rob, after all with Key at the crease not only are the stumps obscured, but it’s also impossible to see the boundary between third man and fine leg.

By: Pablo

Pablo — Fri, 09 May 2008 15:45:31 +0000

It is impossible that he was lbw. It had to be another obscure and confuse form of dismissal, such as the “no genitals” or the “hunchback at the slip”. We are going to need photographic proof of the incident to know.

By: Sarah, Canterbury

Sarah, Canterbury — Fri, 09 May 2008 14:11:35 +0000

I’m feeling all warm and gooey inside that everyone loves Bobby so much.

By: Suave

Suave — Fri, 09 May 2008 10:44:42 +0000

You would Mr Martin, you’re from the wrong hemisphere. Your water goes down the plughole the wrong way.

In this hemisphere it was missing a fourth stump down leg.

By: C Martin

C Martin — Fri, 09 May 2008 10:24:13 +0000

I thought it was pretty straight

By: A P Webster

A P Webster — Fri, 09 May 2008 07:01:22 +0000

Yes, his average is actually infinite – even when the bails appeared to be removed, it was all Jedi mind tricks/the Matrix/mass hallucination.

By: Miriam

Miriam — Fri, 09 May 2008 06:57:20 +0000

I refuse to believe that Rob Key has EVER been genuinely dismissed.

By: Ceci

Ceci — Thu, 08 May 2008 17:01:04 +0000

I do believe the umpire got the wrong man and Key shouldn’t have been sent off

By: Gaz

Gaz — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:56:25 +0000

Rob cited afterwards in an interview that he got out LBW because he felt sorry for Chris Martin. He said Martin will never have a chance to get a scalp as great as his again, she he gave him his moment in the sun.

He also stated that he plans to score a minimum of 400 runs in the second innings, to make up for it.