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Shane Watson run out against Pakistan

Bowled on 26th December, 2009 at 15:49 by King Cricket
Category: Shane Watson

Opening batsmen always talk about developing ‘an understanding’ with their opening partner.

Shane Watson and Simon Katich should try and understand that batsmen should end up at opposite ends when running between the wickets.

Simon Katich by a nose

We hope Australia never drop Shane Watson. He blends haplessness, incompetence, misfortune and childish petulance. It’s a heady cocktail.

Last Test he jumped up and down like a five-year-old when he dismissed Chris Gayle and everyone had to look away because it was so embarrassing. This Test, he’s contrived to run himself out for 93 to follow the 96 and the 89 that he made in the previous two Tests.

To Shane Watson [raises glass].

"It’s not that I’m lazy - it’s that I just don’t care"

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    Vim   //   December 26th, 2009 at 17:00

    “He blends haplessness, incompetence, misfortune and childish petulance.”

    Plus, unfortunately for any other openers around Australia, a fair amount of talent with the bat. The big blonde dork is averaging 54 since he’s come back to the team and suddenly seems immune to injury of any sort. We’ll never be shot of him.

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    Miriam   //   December 26th, 2009 at 18:11

    A Shane Watson run out in the 90s is almost as good as Christmas.

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    Monster Cable   //   December 26th, 2009 at 20:41

    Maybe we have a new hate figure – someone to replace Haydos, perhaps? I loved the signs in the crowd – cry baby, sook. It seems the feeling is pretty much unanimous, except maybe for his Mum.

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    steve   //   December 26th, 2009 at 20:54

    “A Shane Watson run out in the 90s is almost as good as Christmas.”

    what a dull Christmas you must have had, Miriam, to be that desperate.

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    alex   //   December 26th, 2009 at 21:04

    Up yours Steve. Watson is a tosser. He he.

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    Ceci   //   December 26th, 2009 at 22:44

    You’re awfully keen on Shane atm o king – so as it’s just past Christmas have a slightly delayed, tastefully wrapped Secret Santa giftette:

    http://tinyurl.com/kings-sekrit-santa

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    Vim   //   December 26th, 2009 at 23:23

    KC, you should be raising your glass to the Kat. He did it all, just to provide endless forum discussion and dissing of Watto.

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    Davos   //   December 28th, 2009 at 22:09

    Haven’t seen the likes of this for 30 years – does enyone remember the openners Ric Darling and Graeme Wood? They were always running the other one out. “Darling’s early Test career was also characterised by his opening partnerships with Graeme Wood, the pair christened the “Kamikaze Kids” due to their often disastrous running between the wickets, which saw one of the pair dismissed run out in one innings of each of their four Tests together.”

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    sam   //   December 28th, 2009 at 22:36

    christ on a bike, watson is annoying.
    the fact that he is now doing very well just makes him all the more annoying.

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    Fred Grace   //   December 29th, 2009 at 01:33

    Watto 98 no at Lunch. The suspense is killing.

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    Fred Grace   //   December 29th, 2009 at 02:42

    For all his physical and psychological flaws, he is batting beautifully.

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    wolf   //   December 29th, 2009 at 02:57

    Fred, were it not for the fact the pakis cant catch he would have been gone in the 90’s again.

    No apology for you until he does it properly.

    I agree wholeheartedly with those who suggest that tWatto is the new Haydos.

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    Fred Grace   //   December 29th, 2009 at 03:07

    And, dare I say it, he’s started bowling ok

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    Fred Grace   //   December 29th, 2009 at 03:47

    When the Poms wake up, I’m sure they’ll have plenty to say re Watto. I have two words for them; Ian Bell.

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    e normous   //   December 29th, 2009 at 05:23

    gah, first Hayden, now Watson. why is the universe trying to anooy me to death?

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