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Shaun Tait astride a big cannon

Bowled on 17th December, 2007 at 17:33 by King Cricket
Category: Australia cricket news, Photos, Shaun Tait

Is that a cannon between your legs? Yes, but I'm sort of standing on it really.We’ve been putting altogether too many words on this site of late, so for no real reason, here’s a picture of Shaun Tait astride a big cannon.

It’s not THAT big a cannon though. Ho, no, no – not as big as this cannon.

We like big cannons.

We don’t like Shaun Tait though. He’s smug-looking. He’s a very fast bowler, though – we like that. We’re preparing ourself to have ‘mixed feelings’ for about the next ten years thanks to old Taito. The spork affects us similarly. We admire the ingenuity, but detest the vast majority of spoon food.

Cereal, soup, pudding – not good foods.

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  1. Reply
    Miriam   //   December 17th, 2007 at 19:36

    It’s a very nice picture of the rock-hard mean machine capable of firing balls at 100pmh at terrified opposition. It’s a shame that it has Shaun Tate straddling it, though.

  2. Reply
    Miriam   //   December 17th, 2007 at 19:39

    Sorry: Tait. I obviously need sugar.

  3. Reply
    King Cricket   //   December 17th, 2007 at 20:42

    Early contender for ‘comment of the week’, if that were actually a thing that we did.

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    Suave   //   December 18th, 2007 at 09:24

    Genius!

    Miriam wins the internet.

    Look after her wisely…

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    the scientician   //   December 18th, 2007 at 10:06

    We have to look after Miriam, or Miriam has to look after the Internet?

    is the internet female? Well I never…

  6. Reply
    Suave   //   December 18th, 2007 at 10:55

    I was referring to the Internet. I’m sure Miriam can look after herself..
    I’m not sure if T’Internet is female or not, but inanimate objects always seem to be called, she or her. Not sure why that is, but who am I to start a revolution?

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    Miriam   //   December 18th, 2007 at 13:43

    I win the whole internet? Wowzer! To be honest, though, I’m happy with just Kingcricket and Lolcats.

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    Suave   //   December 18th, 2007 at 13:47

    I can haz cheezburger?

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    Miriam   //   December 18th, 2007 at 14:07

    On further reflection, I think there’s room in the market for a website that COMBINES Kingcricket and lolcats, i.e. captions cricket photos a la lolcats. Come on internet!

  10. Reply
    Suave   //   December 18th, 2007 at 14:36

    Especially for you Mims…

    http://republiquecricket.wordpress.com/2007/12/18/for-miriam-lolcricket/

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    Miriam   //   December 18th, 2007 at 14:53

    YAY!

  12. Reply
    Suave   //   December 18th, 2007 at 15:20

    And last one for today.. this should be the most exciting Miriam..

    http://republiquecricket.wordpress.com/2007/12/18/more-lolcricket/

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    Miriam   //   December 18th, 2007 at 15:28

    now THAT is going to be my computer wallpaper. Thank you for my lolcrickets!

  14. Reply
    Suave   //   December 18th, 2007 at 15:33

    It’s a pleasure!

  15. Reply
    Suave   //   December 19th, 2007 at 08:38

    At your request Miriam!! And one, I’m sure you will appreciate muchly Sire..

    http://republiquecricket.wordpress.com/2007/12/19/for-dearest-king-cricket/

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    King Cricket   //   December 19th, 2007 at 08:46

    This is an outrage. Rob takes great care over both his written and spoken language.

    This is a stain on everything he stands for.

  17. Reply
    Suave   //   December 19th, 2007 at 09:33

    Blimey, I didn’t relaise that member of the Shamen board, Tony Harrison, was in fact you King Cricket!

  18. Reply
    Miriam   //   December 19th, 2007 at 09:40

    yay! thank you Suave! I tried one as well, but it took me literally hours.

  19. Reply
    Miriam   //   December 19th, 2007 at 18:10

    But Kingcricket I thought you said that ALL pictures of Rob Key were beautiful.

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