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Should England pick Luke Wright for the first Test?

Bowled on 14th December, 2009 at 08:32 by King Cricket
Category: England cricket news, Luke Wright

Luke Wright looking like he's about to speak with a lispProbably not. We don’t see Luke Wright getting a great many more runs than Ryan Sidebottom and we don’t see him taking many more wickets than Ian Bell.

We quite like him, but bouncing around like a giddy dog does not a Test cricketer make. It would be good if it did, because there aren’t enough animals in Test cricket and the odd dog would address that, but it doesn’t.

Luke Wright is not a bad batsman and not a bad bowler. For us, that doesn’t get him in the eleven – no matter how desperate England are to balance their side.

Plus his mouth’s weird and it freaks us out a bit.

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    Captain Kirk   //   December 14th, 2009 at 09:30

    Think the Bell analogy should be used with his batting. Don’t think Bell will score any more runs than Wright, so may as well stick Wright in at 7. At least Wright doesn’t look like he’s shitting himself whenever he’s batting. Better than playing 6 batsmen, or having Broad and Swann at 7 and 8.

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    Bobby K   //   December 14th, 2009 at 10:12

    Can’t see how he deserves to be in the side at the moment. I have howevere, seen significant improvement in his batting technique and if this contiinues then he coulb be a genuine contender for a test place.

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    Ceci   //   December 14th, 2009 at 10:36

    I quite like his mouth

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    D Charlton   //   December 14th, 2009 at 13:26

    KC wants to kiss his mouth

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    King Cricket   //   December 14th, 2009 at 13:39

    No, you do.

    Two can play at this form of dissery, Charlton.

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    D Charlton   //   December 14th, 2009 at 16:27

    I know you are, but what am I?

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    Vim   //   December 14th, 2009 at 16:37

    He looks like Shane Watson. That’s a good enough reason not to select him.

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    King Cricket   //   December 14th, 2009 at 16:41

    We are rubber, you are glue…

    You don’t have to make sense in this sort of a squabble.

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    Dapper Dan   //   December 14th, 2009 at 16:49

    I can’t take Luke Wright’s face seriously. He just looks like he’s immature. Not the hallmark of a test player.

    He’s also a bit of a Jermain Jenas (sorry, football reference). Jack of no trades, master of none.

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    Vim   //   December 14th, 2009 at 17:17

    I can’t take the way he runs into bowl seriously. All that hufflykerpuffly for such a ‘meh’ result.

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    D Charlton   //   December 14th, 2009 at 17:18

    You started it.

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    Ceci   //   December 14th, 2009 at 18:39

    I like his huffykerpuffly run too

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    Ged   //   December 14th, 2009 at 19:11

    Daisy describes his look as “beaky”.

    Which makes me think of Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Tich.

    Which is a long way from the image of a test cricketer.

    But you never know………..

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    SixSixEight   //   December 14th, 2009 at 19:51

    I hope he is a long way from the image of a test cricketer.

    I think he looks like a sarky sheepdog

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    King Cricket   //   December 14th, 2009 at 22:54

    That’s a nice description. Captures him nicely.

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    Fred Grace   //   December 15th, 2009 at 07:10

    Watto will make a hundred in Perth

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    e normous   //   December 15th, 2009 at 09:24

    two Watsons would have been too much to live with. thankfully he’s not quite as irritating as the original. mainly because he sucks. ass.

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    Jake   //   December 15th, 2009 at 10:17

    It’d be easy to dismiss him as a jack-of al trades and master of none but for the fact that England have no master to replace him.

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    Stuart Broad   //   December 16th, 2009 at 04:34

    I am Stuart Broad and I am Barbie. I deserve to be the only blonde in the team, not that impostor Barbie!

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    SixSixEight   //   December 16th, 2009 at 15:50

    No no no! Enough with the Barbies! England need a real blonde bowler – get the Viking in!

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