Sri Lanka owe us a fiver
Sri Lanka were definitely going to win for most of their run-chase, then they went all cagey and it got interesting and we had to give the match our full attention, then they won anyway.
The point is, we had work to do and we couldn’t do it because Sri Lanka toyed with our expectations. We lost at least a couple of hours and at our rate of pay, that equates to about a fiver. Pay up, Sri Lanka. Pay up.
On the plus side, we did get to see Jesse Ryder carry out a bit of a Leverock. That might be harsh actually. We’re considering downgrading Jesse Ryder from ‘fat‘ to ‘stocky’ or even ‘well built’.
Can this post count as our coverage of the first semi-final? A couple of other websites have ‘gone big’ with it, but we haven’t actually got all that much to say.
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Considering that’s roughy 0.000025 pence per Sri Lankan, I’m sure if you asked them all nicely you’d be fine.
Two hours for a fiver – that’s well below the national minimum wage, KC.
In order for this posting to be legal, you MUST state that the people of Sri Lanka owe you at least £11.86 – otherwise who knows what might happen?
Perhaps the ICC can do something about it.