Stick Cricket now available on Android

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Remember when androids were interesting?

Not as good as android cricket now being available on a stick.

Yes, that’s right, today’s entire King Cricket offering is a limp one line joke based around our love of robots and our luddite attitude to mobile phones.

We haven’t even explained what Stick Cricket is or included a link. That’s how lazy we are.

DON'T BE LIKE GATT!

Mike Gatting wasn't receiving the King Cricket email when he dropped that ludicrously easy chance against India in 1993.

Coincidence?

Why risk it when it's so easy to sign up?

6 comments

    1. Very true, Sam. They’ve obviously employed Lalit Modi as a consultant. What I don’t understand is why they haven’t merged the name when the opportunity is staring them in the face:

      Stick Cricket

      Sticket

      which given their advertising line is coincidentally what I would suggest they can do with it.

    2. “I’m a million percent behind executing my skillsets towards promoting a lifestyle based on the funtertainment of sticket.”
      – Matthew Hayden

  1. I’ve played this game and it’s actually very hard to hit every ball for six.

    Now, what was this press release about?

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