The big news about Andrew Symonds being sent home from the Australia squad

looks a peeved doesn’t he.

he looks very drunk himself..

he drinks so much he almost looks chinese..

You’re imagining things. Ponting always looks like that.

It’s a common infliction down in those parts due to the rampant inbreeding.

I don’t know about you lot, but I am feasting on the sweet irony of Ponting having to send Symonds home with a smacked botty for being on the booze, whilst sat with a cap sponsored by Victoria Bitter plonked on his noodle.

I can just imagine David Boon force feeding Symmo can after can. “Here, drink the lager Roy. It’ll make you a HERO, mate.”

Poor Roy. So easily guided.

Indeed Tim. Us feeble minded cricketing types can’t resist the allure of heavily promoted drinks products. Even now I’m hankering for a VB, and I know that it’s filthy, rotten muck.

It would seem it’s not just drinks that Ponting’s mad hypnotic eyes are designed to make you want…

http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.abc.net.au/tv/gruentransfer/images/content/crit_ponting.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.abc.net.au/tv/gruentransfer/stories/s2292042.htm&usg=__vTxYRJvDvFTr2sODhwckTfLegkE=&h=370&w=347&sz=24&hl=en&start=6&sig2=LRh78PXdH-griirKB7Q5aA&um=1&tbnid=xFSbxPtfhEIhjM:&tbnh=122&tbnw=114&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dpicky%2Bponting%2Bpictures%26hl%3Den%26rlz%3D1T4HPEB_en-GBGB301GB301%26um%3D1&ei=NusoSvPwGdzF-Qaj9vTpCA

Although that picture reminds me of another boss-eyed, large watch flashing Aussie…

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2004/10/14/kel_narrowweb__200×281.jpg

Dear god, bring on midday…

Is it true that Ricky Ponting was Geroge W Bush’s doppleganger on his only vist to Oz?