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The latest from Old Trafford

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At 13.22pm, we received word that the crowd had begun construction of the first beer snake.

Due to a reduction in staff, production is slow, but overtime may be on offer for those willing to work late.

DON'T BE LIKE GATT!

Mike Gatting wasn't receiving the King Cricket email when he dropped that ludicrously easy chance against India in 1993.

Coincidence?

Why risk it when it's so easy to sign up?

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  1. That old entry contains what I think is still my favourite ever King Cricket paragraph:

    “3am – We awake to find that the Beer Badger has already visited. In addition to taking all of our money and doing something in our mouth, the Beer Badger has brought a profound sense of our own worthlessness which is quite astounding in its clarity.”

  2. We wrote that at 3am with a stinking hangover.

    We’d hate to think that was when we did all of our best work. It would make our working habits a bit arduous.

  3. I do all my best work at 3am, either hungover or still pissed, which is a shame because I’m a primary school teacher.

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