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The state of England’s batting

Bowled on 9th June, 2008 at 08:58 by
Category: England cricket news, Ian Bell, New Zealand, Paul Collingwood

Disconsolation's what you nee-eedWinning a Test by an innings is not to be sniffed at. What exactly would you expect to smell? England didn’t exactly dominate the series like they dominated this last match though.

Overall, the team looks okay, but there are quite a few flaws, the most glaring of which is the middle order batting of Bell and Collingwood.

Ian Bell looked like England’s best batsman in Sri Lanka but didn’t really influence proceedings. In New Zealand he hit a hundred when it was least needed. In this series he’s been virtually absent.

Bell will stay, but Paul Collingwood is currently Mark Knopfler (he’s in Dire Straits). Like Bell he’s rather prone to the ineffectual fifty. He’s not been dreadful until this series and if he does get dropped it’ll be for a lack of hundreds.

We can’t escape the feeling that Tim Ambrose isn’t ‘the answer’ either.

England v New Zealand, third Test at Trent Bridge, day four
England 364 (Kevin Pietersen 115, Tim Ambrose 67, Stuart Broad 64, Iain O’Brien 4-74, Kyle Mills 3-76)
New Zealand 123 (James Anderson 7-43)
New Zealand 232 (Brendon McCullum 71, Jacob Oram 50, Ryan Sidebottom 6-67)
England win and take the series 2-0

This does not look like Mike Hussey

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  1. Reply
    Suave   //   June 9th, 2008 at 09:57

    I’m inclined to agree with you about the little foreign fella.

    Something tells me that as soon as there’s some high quality fast bowling, he’s not gonna be up to the job.

    Collingwood should go now, and I’d give Ravi a run in his place. He’s in the form of his life at the minute, and he can bowl too. He’s also from Essex, which makes him wonderful.
    We’re all wonderful.

  2. Reply
    sasha   //   June 9th, 2008 at 10:19

    Don’t worry Colly, I HAVE FAITH.

  3. Reply
    Mahinda   //   June 9th, 2008 at 12:42

    Mark Knopfler. Or dear. Well, I suppose it was money for nothing.

  4. Reply
    Spigot   //   June 9th, 2008 at 12:58

    ba dum cha. that was *really* painful.

    Does feel recently that Ravi has nudged ahead of Shah in all forms of Englands squads… Can’t imagine them not changing something like that.

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    Mel   //   June 9th, 2008 at 14:03

    If Colly is Mark Knopfler, are Jimmy, Ryan and Stuart the Sultans of Swing?

    (I’ll get my coat)

  6. Reply
    Mahinda   //   June 9th, 2008 at 14:24

    …and would that make Monty the spinball wizard?

    *hands Mel her coat and fetches his own*

  7. Reply
    Spigot   //   June 9th, 2008 at 14:30

    No. No it wouldn’t.

    I’m sure changing band contravenes subsection 2, paragraph 4b.

  8. Reply
    Mel   //   June 9th, 2008 at 14:55

    I suspect that suggesting the Marshalls as Brothers in Arms is probably against the rules too. So I won’t.

  9. Reply
    Mahinda   //   June 9th, 2008 at 15:01

    DAMMIT! I always get The Who and Dire Straits mixed up.

    There go my old-skool rocker credentials.

  10. Reply
    Mel   //   June 9th, 2008 at 15:25

    You are not alone Mahinda. I can’t tell the difference between Deep Purple, Black Sabbath and a pile of poo.

  11. Reply
    King Cricket   //   June 9th, 2008 at 16:06

    Go by colour.

  12. Reply
    Mel   //   June 9th, 2008 at 16:09

    Excellent advice KC – I shall apply the same system to Green Day and the White Stripes. Thanks!

  13. Reply
    King Cricket   //   June 9th, 2008 at 16:39

    Of course that won’t help you differentiate between Blacks Sabbath and Lace.

  14. Reply
    Ceci   //   June 9th, 2008 at 17:26

    Don’t think you can push your pineapples to Black Sabbath (although I’m sure Ozzie would give it a shot)

  15. Reply
    Spigot   //   June 9th, 2008 at 20:08

    One black is kind shiny and wipecleanable, the other reaches into your head and remove your soul in a flash. You can tell, I assure you.

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