Comments on: VVS Laxman playing his favourite opponents at his favourite ground

By: Miriam

Miriam — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 14:57:50 +0000

I think someone’s slipped me some of this cake. I don’t think I’ve got the novovirus at all.

Bernard Manning's Ghost — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 14:10:17 +0000

Cake is a made up drug. It’s not made from plants. It’s made from chemicals, by sick bastards.

I’m shocked by the promotion of this terrible drug on this website. You want to get Czech Neck? Hmmm? do you?

Suave — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 13:58:23 +0000

It also left my girlfriend a quivering wreck, laying in a pool of her own vomit..

But, as parents now, we can certainly pass on some valuable lessons!

Good times…

Uncle J rod — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 13:49:06 +0000

A family friend ate some magic cake at our place once, he almost ended up at the hospital.

Suave — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 13:37:18 +0000

I once ate some magic cake, and it absolutely DID NOT turn me into a combover, batting, behemoth..

It turned me into a crawling, wonky headed, halfwit.

Which funnily enough, is what I usually look like at the crease! Boom boom…

Why does no-one tell you, that you shouldn’t eat four magic cakes in one hit?

Lemon Bella — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 12:58:49 +0000

Atheist, All cake is performance enhancing.

the scientician — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 12:58:37 +0000

only a fool would say “yeah, I’ll enter the nightmare of cake”.

The Atheist — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 12:40:49 +0000

So, you’re accusing VVS of taking performance-enhancing cake?

Suave — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 11:53:25 +0000

Clearly the greatest thing about Very Very Smooth, is the wonderful combover.

Reminds me of the old Hamlet adverts.

I think we should have a return of the combover.