Why Andrew Symonds fell out with Michael Clarke

Bowled on November 18th, 2008 by King Cricket

Andrew Symonds said:

“I did something silly with him one night and I suppose I was a bit disrespectful to him.”

What does that sound like to you? It sounds like it could only be one thing to us. What act is both silly and disrespectful? Ask yourself that.

It is abundantly clear to us that Andrew Symonds gave Michael Clarke a wedgie.

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DamithS // Nov 18, 2008 at 4:37 pm

I have my money on a ‘purple nurple’
Dave // Nov 18, 2008 at 6:15 pm

Maybe he sodomised him down the leg-side.

You can thank Jrod for that one.
Moses // Nov 19, 2008 at 1:01 am

Could he have been ogling Pup’s pups?
Mel // Nov 19, 2008 at 9:31 am

Did Symonds make rabbit’s ears behind Clarke’s head during the team photo?
D Charlton // Nov 19, 2008 at 9:42 am

Nipple gripple – that’s what he gave him – a nipple gripple.

Either that or a flab grab.

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