1. At my friend’s local, the landlord and lady moved away and took their cat with them. Two weeks later the cat moved back in. After several weeks of fetching the cat back from the pub, its owners finally accepted the reality of the situation.

  2. When I moved to my current place a year ago, I did not realise it came with under-the-house cats.

    And worse. Ceiling-cats. You may have seen the LOL-cats “Ceiling Cat is watching you masturbate”? Well, I honestly have ceiling-cats staring through my vents.

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