Here’s a moment from the final scene when Geoff finds himself surrounded by a gang of maize. Okay, we’ll admit
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Testing on cricketers
Animal testing facilities have recently taken to using cricketers in place of guinea pigs, mice and the like. They make
Continue readingWarney finds the ball
“Here it is!” “It was tucked between two of my rolls of flab.”
Continue readingEveryone suddenly becomes aware that the stumps are liable to explode
No-one was quite sure what it was, but everyone agreed that it was very clear that the stumps suddenly seemed
Continue readingAlways watch the ball
On no account stand six feet away from the stumps and watch the blimp instead. Canny bowlers will take advantage.
Continue readingAndrew Strauss miscomprehends Law 41.3
The batting side only gets five penalty runs added to their total when the ball hits a helmet belonging to
Continue readingIan Bell attempts to grow a beard
Sam writes: “Here is a picture of Ian Bell attempting to grow a little beard. “Look at the concentration on
Continue readingStanford 20/20 gimmicks
It was only a matter of time before they introduce BIGGER and therefore BETTER balls. But the Miami Vice style
Continue readingIndia practice ‘clown tactics’
“So I curl up behind him like this and then you give him a shove.” India’s clown tactics were all
Continue readingAndrew Flintoff unveils his big surprise
“Voila!” Brilliant, Fred. It’s a cricket ball. We’ve all seen a cricket ball before. What’s next in your box of
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