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November 28, 2020 England / South Africa

Jonny Bairstow proves he should open and also bat at four

Our rule with white ball cricket is that if you’re bearing down on a World Cup, you pay attention to that particular format, and then immediately stop paying attention afterwards. The competition currently known as the ICC Men’s T20 World Cup is due to take place in October 2021. Being

November 25, 2020 Australia

The real motivation for Steve Smith’s elaborate pre-delivery fidgeting routine REVEALED

Steve Smith’s pad-tapping, box-adjusting pre-delivery fidget routine is really quite something. And now, finally, we know why he does it. “I think it’s left pad, right pad, box, one tap in the middle, two behind my foot, look up, two behind my foot, look up, one… good to go.” That’s

November 23, 2020 Extras

What exactly did Matthew Hayden say when he was “in conversation with the mystic”?

If you don’t know Indian yogi and author “Sadhguru” (Jaggi Vasudev), he’s kind of a big deal. The Isha Foundation that he set up in 1992 is said to have over nine million volunteers. A lot of people like Sadhguru. They think he’s wise. In August 2019, Sadhguru agreed to

November 18, 2020 Features

Goldenarms: The best part-time bowlers in the history of Test cricket

All-rounders are great, but part-time bowlers are more entertaining. Bowlers have to bat in Test cricket, even though they are not picked as batsmen – but only very occasionally is a batsman asked to bowl. Let’s try and work out which Test cricketer who wasn’t picked for his bowling was

November 17, 2020 Australia

The (sole) pro and (many) cons of the Big Bash League’s mad new rules

The videogamification of short format cricket continues with the announcement of a series of BOOSTS and POWER SURGES in the Big Bash League. (Why don’t they ever use genuinely entertaining videogame mods, like Sensible Soccer’s reduced gravity or Goldeneye’s giant heads mode?) The new rules are predictably puzzling and –

November 16, 2020 Uncategorized

How did Mumbai Indians celebrate their IPL win?

By being on the receiving end of an agonisingly protracted lecture from Nita Ambani, of course! Regular readers will be well aware of our morbid fascination with Nita’s breath-taking commitment to interminable public speaking. As soon as we realised that Mumbai were going to win, our thoughts immediately turned to

November 12, 2020 India

Let’s find out exactly what went on at Chennai Super Kings this season

Chennai Super Kings (CSK) had a well-publicised very terrible IPL season. It’s interesting to see how they dealt with that. CSK hold the records for most appearances in the play-offs (ten) and final (eight), but this year they were just about the worst team in the competition. This also makes

November 10, 2020 India

Two great things Rohit Sharma did in the IPL final

The first and most important thing to acknowledge here is that we accurately predicted this result. We accurately predicted who would win the IPL using Ken Nordine’s word jazz album ‘Colors’. Who needs complex data analysis which results in the groan-inducing use of the word ‘impactful’ when you could instead

November 9, 2020 Regulars

A ‘totemistic’ cricket bat in the topsy-turvy world of heavy rock

Send your pictures of cricket bats and other cricket stuff in unusual places to king@kingcricket.co.uk. Feel free to put the cricket thing in the unusual place yourself. (In fact we actively encourage it – we don’t get anywhere near enough of those ones.) The sight of a rock band manager.

November 6, 2020 Extras

90s XI v Now XI, day 5: Finally, a result…

We’re playing a Sim Series between a 1990s World Test XI and a Current World Test XI using Cricket Captain’s ‘All-Time Greats’ mode. Here’s what happened on day four. And here’s the match situation at the start of day five: The Now XI need 318 to win. The 90s XI

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Goldenarms: The best part-time bowlers in the history of Test cricket

Which Australia player was least happy about rewatching their Headingley 2019 nightmare?

Our very favourite thing about Netflix’s Cricket Fever: Lasith Malinga lurking in the background of every scene like a highly conspicuous ghost

Which England all-rounder has the worst record as captain – Botham, Flintoff or Stokes?

Let’s use Ken Nordine’s word jazz album ‘Colors’ to work out who’s going to win the 2020 IPL

Jonny Bairstow proves he should open and also bat at four

The real motivation for Steve Smith’s elaborate pre-delivery fidgeting routine REVEALED

What exactly did Matthew Hayden say when he was “in conversation with the mystic”?

Goldenarms: The best part-time bowlers in the history of Test cricket

The (sole) pro and (many) cons of the Big Bash League’s mad new rules

How did Mumbai Indians celebrate their IPL win?

Let’s find out exactly what went on at Chennai Super Kings this season

Two great things Rohit Sharma did in the IPL final

A ‘totemistic’ cricket bat in the topsy-turvy world of heavy rock

90s XI v Now XI, day 5: Finally, a result…