Testing on cricketers

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Animal testing facilities have recently taken to using cricketers in place of guinea pigs, mice and the like.

Where's your helmet Matt?

They make them joust and then the loser gets his leg taken off.

Don’t ask why.


Mike Gatting wasn't receiving the King Cricket email when he dropped that ludicrously easy chance against India in 1993.


Why risk it when it's so easy to sign up?


  1. I must say that Prince Stickball seems to be holding the King’s end up rather well while his overlord is away. Perhaps you should consider a promotion for him when you get back. I hear that the Dukedom of Rounders is currently vacant.

  2. i hope this volcano stops any means of getting people out of Bangladesh for the next 6 months or so, i didn’t come here to read of Bert or anyone holding KC’s end up

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