On no account stand six feet away from the stumps and watch the blimp instead.
Canny bowlers will take advantage.
Lies about pictures
Stop, stop. Wait a minute.
Why don't you...
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January 30, 2009 at 2:05 pm
Devious, these fast bowlers are. They’ll try any trick in the book, including that one where you point at something in the sky and shout “Oh my god, what’s that?”
January 30, 2009 at 3:53 pm
January 31, 2009 at 8:08 am
When I was at school I was both young and small for my year, which made the better bowlers seem especially tall and quick.
I used to to guard in roughly the position shown in the photograph in the vain hope that some good might come of it.
The fundamental law of the wimpy cricketer – “first, ensure no harm is done to you”.
January 31, 2009 at 12:56 pm
Ged Ladd, you do surprise me… your name suggests your from up north somewhere….
and they call us soft southern fairies !!!
When the balls coming for your head, you can do 1 of 2 things …get out line / get out of the way
or smash the trash…….and laughing say to the bowler “bowl me another Pie
Please – Mr.Kipling”
January 31, 2009 at 1:04 pm
Ged Ladd, are you Phil Tufnell?
Incidentally, I notice that Stuart Broad has decided to celebrate the wicket by levitating.
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