England ABSOLUTELY MURDER Canada by 16 runs

“Avril Lavigne, Bryan Adams, Celine Dion, Alanis Morissette, The Crash Test Dummies.

“Shania Twain, can you hear me? Shania Twain, your boys took a hell of a beating.”

Sometimes England are so good at one-day cricket it’s physically painful just thinking about it.

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4 Appeals

  1. You forgot Leonard Cohen. I expect he could write a very gloomy song about the total trouncing

  2. My Canadian flatmate hasn’t even come home tonight. She must still be reeling from the crushing blows dealt by Prior and Broad.

  3. Stop with the cynicism. England always do this at World Cups. So they barely scraped a win against the lumberjacks and prog-rockers. SO WHAT? There’s no need for despair. Just wait till England play the proper teams, then you’ll taste real despair.

  4. Since 1992 England all do what at World Cups? Under-perform? Fail to beat any other test playing nations? Great performance from Rizwan Cheema to smash 93 from 70 deliveries! Easily the best batting performance from either side. If he can replicate this in the tournament and Canada can sort out their top order you can expect some upsets.

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