“The dream scenario was to have Russell Crowe firing down bouncers at Jude Law and Robbie Williams in the final over of the inaugural G’Day USA Hollywood Ashes cricket match in suburban Los Angeles.”
Thankfully, that nightmare never arose, because those three idiots didn’t bother turning up. Instead, Rob Key was on hand to hit an unbeaten 51 and to score the winning runs, thus ruining the celebration of all things Australian with his irrepressible Englishness and all-consuming godliness.
Steve Waugh played and made 40. Rob made 51. Rob Key is 27.5% better than Steve Waugh.
Thanks to Nemo for saving us the effort of scouring the entire internet for every single mention of Rob Key.