Shoaib Akhtar undergoes abstract expressionistic rehabilitation

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Shoaib Akhtar is going to get himself mended by Andrew Flintoff’s surgeon.

“I hear that he is like an artist with knees and that his expertise is second to none.”

Don’t most artists have knees? It’s not an occupation specifically reserved for the fixed-legged is it?

DON'T BE LIKE GATT!

Mike Gatting wasn't receiving the King Cricket email when he dropped that ludicrously easy chance against India in 1993.

Coincidence?

Why risk it when it's so easy to sign up?

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