Shoaib Akhtar undergoes abstract expressionistic rehabilitation

Shoaib Akhtar is going to get himself mended by Andrew Flintoff’s surgeon.

“I hear that he is like an artist with knees and that his expertise is second to none.”

Don’t most artists have knees? It’s not an occupation specifically reserved for the fixed-legged is it?


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2 Appeals

  1. As the surgeon is called Andy Williams will he serenade him whilst hacking away?

  2. Toulouse Lautrec was a bit deficient (although not totally) in the knee department.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henri_de_Toulouse-Lautrec

    Ditto Alison Lapper

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alison_Lapper

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