Because honestly, what’s the point updating this website on a day when someone else has published a Rob Key interview?
It reminds us why we like him.
What is the best thing about playing cricket at Canterbury?
There’s a Sainsbury’s at the ground.
Ever since 2008, we’ve had a draft post saved on this site with the title ‘Rob Key interview’. The intention was to painstakingly compile the questions that would comprise the perfect interview should the opportunity ever arise.
We haven’t looked at it in years, but we just opened it now and it contained precisely one question…
“If you were a member of late-Nineties wrestling team, Too Cool, who would you be? Scotty Too Hotty or Grandmaster Sexay?”