Somerset adopt undersized helmets made out of fruit

Are they going to get Boom Boom to try and blast the apples off from 50 yards, William Tell stylee?

Bang it in short.

That’s what she said!

I don’t believe she would ever have said that.

Maybe Mims, but you’ve only caught a fragment of the conversation.. There was so much more that was said, that hasn’t been commented on..

We’ll leave that up to your imagination!

All I know is no woman likes undersized helmets, especially those banged in short. Apart from that, I think we’d better leave my imagination well out of this. This blog is sometimes read by people that I know.