Order the Mohammad Asif if you ever get served

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Mohammad Asif will help you kill time and brain cells until you can escapeYou all think that you’ve got nothing to say about Mohammad Asif – but you have. You wouldn’t have been able to stop yourself from commenting if we’d actually said what we meant to say.

International cricket is like being stuck in a shit bar that’s got too much chrome in it and no good beers. The bowlers are the beers.

After a few minutes of looking, you eventually notice there are some bottles of Leffe in the fridge. It’s not what you want, but it’s drinkable and it’s a better option than bland European lager or frigging Strongbow. Mohammad Asif is a bottle of Leffe.

This would make Ajit Agarkar a six quid cocktail that tastes like it’s made out of tequila, syrup and sick.

10 comments

  1. It’s a shit bar, we told you. It’s that or Corona.

    Shall we go somewhere else? This place is full of kids anyway.

  2. A bit harsh on Agarkar, don’t you think? He started his career with a flurry of wickets, if I am right. But no one knows where he lives these days.

  3. A bit harsh on Leffe. If you had to live here in Oz, and didn’t have the convenience of ‘the continent’ just over the ditch you would have a much greater appreciation for the fine work of the Belgian monks (all European beer is made by Belgiian monks isn’t it?)

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