We sometimes have conversations with friends which go something like this:
Us: I was in the pub the other day and I had a terrible pint. I thought there was something wrong with it so I asked the barman to change it. He tasted it and said it was fine, so I turned to Spider-man and asked him if he would-
Friend: Right, I’ll have to stop you there.
Friend: That was a dream. You can tell because Spider-man was in it and Spider-man’s not real.
We have never once had a dream that didn’t feature Spider-man and each and every time we think we’ve encountered Spider-man, whether he was working on the till at Lidl, cutting us up at a set of lights or asking us if we’re happy with our current energy supplier, it has later transpired that it was a dream.
We definitely saw Spider-man at the Test on Saturday, so it was clearly a dream.