A worrying Rob Key development

Thanks to Bradders for pointing us towards this: But also not thanks. Pretending things are guns is never cool. Somebody will have told him to do it, but that doesn’t matter. Rob could have gone for bat-as-guitar or bat-as-snooker-cue even. Both would have been better than bat-as-gun. There’s the sunglasses

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Ian Botham’s rich mahogany armpits

Now there’s a post title for you. We’ve had another Sunday post at Cricinfo that you’ll all have missed. It’s about great English cricket embarrassments and we wrote it after England had nearly lost to Ireland in the World Twenty20. They’ve been great since then and we’re taking the credit.

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England cricketers taking penalties

Worst. Collection of nicknames. Everrrrrr. You can watch England’s cricketers taking penalties here. We’d have put the video on this page, but there isn’t a YouTube option small enough. A site redesign is probably in the offing, but really, how often do we feature videos? It can wait. The video’s

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Australia’s second-best ODI bowlers

The story at the moment is ‘liberated England’ – daring, dashing World Twenty20 champions who play with no fear. That’s the official line, but we’re looking at an Australian one-day international (ODI) bowling attack that’s shorn of Mitchell Johnson, Peter Siddle, Ben Hilfenhaus and even Ryan Harris. You could also

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We’re pacing ourself like Eoin Morgan

Apologies for the delay. We’ve a new internet provider and getting back online is never easier than pushing string. Eoin Morgan’s hundred against Australia is worthy of high praise, but if we’ve learnt anything from the serious-faced Paddy finishotron, it’s to pace yourself. We’ve got to leave ourself room for

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England football fans and cricket

This is cricket-related. Stick with it. Supporting a football club is basically just supporting a business. It feels like supporting Sony or someone. However, we can still watch international football. We can still watch the World Cup. On Saturday, we watched England’s footballers give a performance of such breathtaking ineptitude

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