< 1 minute read Thanks to Bradders for pointing us towards this: But also not thanks. Pretending things are guns is never cool. Somebody will have told him to do it, but that doesn’t matter. Rob could have gone for bat-as-guitar or bat-as-snooker-cue even. Both would have been better than bat-as-gun. There’s the sunglasses
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They’ve wedged in some County Championship fixtures
< 1 minute read Shit! They’re playing County Championship matches. How did that happen? We’d checked the fixture lists and had therefore been slacking off because it’s only the Twenty20 Cup and we can’t really be arsed with that until they’ve finished the crappy group stages. But knock our chicken and chorizo sandwich to
Continue readingSomeone’s challenged Shiv to a crease occupation contest
< 1 minute read Ashwell Prince’s 262-ball 78 not out effectively said to Shivnarine Chanderpaul: “You think you can bat time? Come on. Let’s see what you’re made of.” Why would you do that? Shiv has now found himself in a situation where the West Indies are deep into their second innings, only a
Continue readingIan Botham’s rich mahogany armpits
< 1 minute read Now there’s a post title for you. We’ve had another Sunday post at Cricinfo that you’ll all have missed. It’s about great English cricket embarrassments and we wrote it after England had nearly lost to Ireland in the World Twenty20. They’ve been great since then and we’re taking the credit.
Continue readingEngland cricketers taking penalties
< 1 minute read Worst. Collection of nicknames. Everrrrrr. You can watch England’s cricketers taking penalties here. We’d have put the video on this page, but there isn’t a YouTube option small enough. A site redesign is probably in the offing, but really, how often do we feature videos? It can wait. The video’s
Continue readingAustralia’s second-best ODI bowlers
< 1 minute read The story at the moment is ‘liberated England’ – daring, dashing World Twenty20 champions who play with no fear. That’s the official line, but we’re looking at an Australian one-day international (ODI) bowling attack that’s shorn of Mitchell Johnson, Peter Siddle, Ben Hilfenhaus and even Ryan Harris. You could also
Continue readingRoyal Challengers Bangalore v Mumbai Indians match report
2 minute read Ritesh writes: This was my third game at the ground during this year’s IPL. At the previous game, my marriage was almost destroyed when the missus and I had to wait in line for an hour and subsequently had to sit on hard concrete rafters approximately at square leg. So
Continue readingWe’re pacing ourself like Eoin Morgan
< 1 minute read Apologies for the delay. We’ve a new internet provider and getting back online is never easier than pushing string. Eoin Morgan’s hundred against Australia is worthy of high praise, but if we’ve learnt anything from the serious-faced Paddy finishotron, it’s to pace yourself. We’ve got to leave ourself room for
Continue readingThe context of England v Australia
< 1 minute read England are playing Australia today. We imagined the team talk for Cricinfo and they gave us our usual Sunday slot. We also wrote about why context matters for the Wisden Cricketer, but it’s not actually about England v Australia. It’s about the Twenty20 Cup.
Continue readingEngland football fans and cricket
< 1 minute read This is cricket-related. Stick with it. Supporting a football club is basically just supporting a business. It feels like supporting Sony or someone. However, we can still watch international football. We can still watch the World Cup. On Saturday, we watched England’s footballers give a performance of such breathtaking ineptitude
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