David Warner looks like the top half of his head spent a year at home and the bottom half of his head spent a year in the literal wilderness.
The top half of the head has been drinking frappuccinos and eating plenty of vegetables. The bottom half of the head has… seen things.
The top half of the head says nothing at all. The bottom half the head says: “We were… It was all so… Sorry, it’s just all so raw. I don’t know if I can talk about it yet.”
I wrote more about David Warner’s beard as my latest Did You See for Cricket 365. Go there immediately, read it and then report back.