Matthew Hayden is the kind of man who looks in the mirror and smiles at what he sees.
“Having played over there and played well over there, I think I’m going to be the obvious target.”
Really he should look in the mirror and immediately burst into tears before punching his own reflection, shattering the glass and gouging his hand – like the rest of us do.
He then goes on to say:
“I think this series is tailor-made for guys like me.”
If this series doesn’t entail cricketers standing on a podium, motionless, while a crowd of people point and laugh uproariously, then this series isn’t tailor-made for Hayden.