Matthew Hayden attaches a mirror to the back of his bat

It’s to more closely monitor the ageing process.

Matthew Hayden and his bat

‘Still a few wisps of hair at the front there. Not time to retire yet’.


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11 Appeals

  1. Mirror, mirror, on the bat…
    …who’s the most stupid Aussie [censored]?

    Well, it’s a valid question!

  2. King Cricket

    October 16, 2007 at 12:33 pm

    It’s “Matt” right?

    Right?

  3. Maybe he can seel his cook books and advanced hair plugs at the same time. 2 for 1 infomercials.

  4. a well known pedant

    October 17, 2007 at 9:13 am

    Has your hatred of Hayden caused you to carelessly split an infinitive in your opening sentence?

  5. Hayden must also be getting very long-sighted, judging by the distance at which he is holding his bat/mirror. They do say the eyes are the first thing to go.

  6. the scientician

    October 18, 2007 at 5:48 pm

    Surly it’s there hair that was the first thing to go in Haydos’ case.

  7. the scientician

    October 18, 2007 at 5:49 pm

    “there hair” indeed….

  8. King Cricket

    October 18, 2007 at 5:52 pm

    Surly ‘there’ wasn’t the worst part of that comment.

  9. I am torn between being (a) pleasure at The Scientician’s correct use of the possessive apostrophe, and (b) the faintly sick feeling I get on reading that nickname.

  10. he makes so much 50 + 100 he has a look at himself every time

  11. haydos is a gun u guys make fun of him because he is better than u

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